Sunday, February 15, 2015

How to turn a seemingly regular outfit into something "softcore porn?" Just add a camera!



The Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue came out last week, and if course like just about any hetero male I bought myself a copy. 

Had to try three places to get it, though.  Why?

Because some retailers have decided not to sell the issue because "they" have deemed it too provocative, and it's all based on the cover.  

It features Hannah Davis tugging on her bikini bottom in a very sexy teasing manner.   Now keep in mind that the swimsuit issue is a huge money making machine for both SI and retailers, so why pull it from shelves?

It's simple: The "they" people are actually prudes and over reactive mothers who are outraged/disgusted/pissed at SI having the audacity to - GASP! - have a beautiful model do a sexy pose for the cover of the magazine.

Some have even compared it to soft-core porn.

Here is what I say: Please!  You see less at the beach!  

Well, if that is the case, what causes a bikini to go from a seemingly innocent summertime outfit to something "softcore porn?"

Simple: a camera is involved.

It's not just the SI swimsuit issue, either.  A glamour model that I am a fan of likes to post pictures of her shoots on facebook (well, the facebook-safe ones anyway).   Many of these are pretty dresses, bikinis, and maybe a tank top and shorts or similar.  She posted a message that someone sent to her saying, "stop posting soft-core porn pics on facebook and get a job."  How are those seemingly innocent outfits "softcore porn?"

Again, simple: A camera is involved.

It's comical that a pretty girl can walk down the street in a tank top and shorts just fine, for example, but as soon as she has someone take some pictures of her in said tank top and shorts, it becomes "softcore porn."

Why is that?  

I can only think of one, very dumb, explanation that I heard one of those prudes say.  *Wording changed around to better fit this blog.*

She said: "When a women is at the beach in a bikini, or walking down the street in a tank top and shorts, she is doing it because she wants to wear those things and is NOT doing it to intentionally get people aroused.  When a women poses for a photographer in those same outfits, the objective is to use her body and those articles of clothing to intentionally try and get sexual arousal out of the viewer.  That is the very technical definition of porn."

Here is why that statement is dumb:

If I see a really hot girl in a bikini, or in a skimpy outfit, I AM GOING TO GET AROUSED.   She hardly needs to be posing for some photos for that to happen.

Do I walk around getting a hard on every time I see a hot chick in a bikini or a tank top and shorts?  Of course not, but that's not really the real issue here....

....The real issue goes back to the prudes and over reactive mothers who think that a beautiful woman posing for a magazine or website and showing any amount of skin is bad.

Here are the two most common reasons:

1. It gives young girls the impression that they have to be busty/flawless/whatever to be considered beautiful and successful.

My answer: NEWS FLASH!  Modeling is a job, and just like any job, there are job requirements.  If you want to be a model, you have to be a beautiful woman.  Of course, everyone's definition of "beautiful" is different, but let's just say that if you look like Momma June from Honey Booboo, I seriously doubt you'll be getting calls from talent agencies.  There are plenty of good-paying jobs out there that don't require a woman to flaunt her assets for in front of the camera, and thus aren't looks based.   Keep in mind, those jobs have requirements too.  Why pick on one industry for having a set of requirements?  

The funny thing is, you never see the male modeling industry being hammered by other men.   That's because we know that it's a looks-based industry and if you don't have the looks, it's best to try and go into another profession.  Do we complain that the male modeling industry gives boys the impression that we have to have a six-pack abs, a chiseled jawline or long wavy hair to be considered  famous and try and protest Calvin Klein or Tommy Hillfiger ads?  NO!  Again, looks are subjective but to the modeling industry, it's just a skillset like any other job looks for.  Don't have the needed skillset?  Look for another job that fits your skills.  No need to tear a whole industry down.

2. It shows boys that yet again women are just objects to be fantasized about and leered at, not an equal person to them.

This gets on my nerves every time I read something like this.  I read a yahoo comment on the subject that said it best, but because I hate McDonald's I'll change the analogy: If you force women to cover up with the equivalent of a potato sack to try and stop boys from having naughty thoughts, then you'll have boys blowing their load when they open a bag of fries from Five Guys.  That, and the prudes who think women should "cover up," or that mags that show skin be banned,  obviously never look at sexual assault statistics from countries that actually do make their women cover up or ban anything that shows female skin.  Simply put, percentage of rape and sexual assault is actually higher.

I briefly covered this in a previous blog.  Letting someone get off to a two-dimensional tart in a magazine or website means that it's a lot less likely that he will find his release on an unwilling live female.  Plus, in countries that enforce conservative dress codes, men are taught by observation and example that by showing that a woman has to be covered up from head to toe, that her body is something that does not have to be respected.  That is quite the opposite of "equal" and that's why the percentage of sex crimes are higher there.  So to mothers who complain about the SI swimsuit issue or any other magazine that shows skin, be happy that he is able to look at it instead of being in a situation where due to magazine bans and dress codes that he'll one day explode and try to use force on a live woman.

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But back to the "just add a camera" issue....

Do you have a girlfriend that can be considered attractive by most people you know, a nice car (even if you have to borrow one) and a camera that looks "professional?"  It doesn't have to be a high-end model, because in all honesty to a non-camera knowing person even a low-end DSLR with a kit lens can look "professional."  

To the people who think that I'm being silly or "ridiculous" for the observation that all it takes to turn an innocent outfit into something "softcore porn" is a camera, I urge any guy who has all three mentioned above to try this experiment:

Have your girlfriend dress in a tank top (Anything with shoulder straps will do) and jeans.  Sounds innocent, right?  

Take your girlfriend wearing that outfit, said nice car and said camera to a local park.  Preferably if it has a big parking lot.  Go into a corner of said parking lot that looks deserted, and have your girlfriend pose for you next to the car while you take pictures of her.  For that added allure, for some of the pictures have her slip the straps of her top (And bra if she is wearing one) off her shoulders for that "off the shoulder" look.

I can almost guarantee you, that within 5 minutes you will get some "outraged" mother accusing you of shooting "softcore porn" and asking your girlfriend to "take her top off" (What would she say about shirts that are natively off the shoulder style?) and to "think of the children" and will harass you until you say "fuck it" and leave.

All that, simply because a camera was involved.  Not so silly or ridiculous now, is it? 

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In conclusion, this is one of the reasons why a lot of other countries laugh at some of the stories that come out of the US, that for it takes to get some people worked up in a lather is to shoot a pretty girl in a bikini or tank top with a camera.  How crazy is that?

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